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What is it about paper towels that makes me always want to use more than one?
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel’s program “Deadliest Catch” wasn’t about first marriages.
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep.
My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel.
Head & Shoulders needs to come out with a body spray that will help repel flakey people from my life.
I can`t help but feel insulted when that voice on the speaker calls me a Walmart shopper.
"Hey homie!" - How I greet my house whenever I arrive.
If you don`t like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car.
Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.