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If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I`d be screwed.
Would you like to donate $1 to this charity or leave the checkout line feeling like human scum?
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
Whenever I read: "Do not exceed recommended dose" I always think, "Challenge accepted!"
"what doesnt kill u makes u smaller" -mario Lol
Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
Why is it that when you work very hard, you say you are working like a dog? Every dog I`ve ever known is lazy and sleeps 16 hours a day.
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
am updating my status just to let you know my status has no status
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
Don`t judge a person for drinking; judge a person for not drinking. Those f*ckers are up to something.
I`ve honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people