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great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
You and I are just different. And by different I mean you`re stupid.
I hate when Iām comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don`t care about being healthy and smelling clean."
Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.
If you get angry, just take deep breaths and count to ten. Unless you`re angry about oxygen and numbers.
If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I`m at the expert level of Angry Birds
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
If God didn`t want us to eat Animals he wouldn`t made them out of meat.
Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
Do watch out for elderly neighbours in the heat wave. They`re liable to trap you for hours and talk about the weather.
If you`re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, "why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"
Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.
If your conspiracy theory doesn`t involve cats and dogs, don`t bother me.