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How come the energizer bunny beats a drum instead of doing something like working the cashier register at Wal-Mart?
I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
Your lights are on but I see someone’s been playing with your dimmer switch.
Scratching off a lotto ticket before you leave the store is a good way of letting people know that your life isn`t going according to plan.
Everything happens for a reason. That`s why I drink to everything!
I hate it when I put on my apple bottom jeans and cannot find my boots with da fur!!
Checking the time on your phone twice because you were`nt paying attention the first time
I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
Like a stoned man once said, I can`t remember.
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest.
I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service, it`s because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager.