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I’m not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
Sorry I yelled "April Fool`s" while you were proposing to your girlfriend.
Cats have been named the #1 pet held hostage by lonely women.
Stop complaining about being single on Valentine`s Day. We have bigger problems in this world. Like why McDonald`s doesn`t serve breakfast after 10.30
Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Yup, she needs a walker.
Wives give sound advice. 99% sound, 1% advice.
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
Spice up your Facebook experience by making your status updates your google searches.
I’ve found the best way to learn your co-workers’ names is by eating their food in the office fridge
Sometimes I wish people would just bring donuts to work instead of drama.
I don`t own a thesaurus, is `cock meat` a synonym for `fried chicken`?
DAAAAY-OH! DAAaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.
"I can`t wait to have you inside me," I whispered softly to my dinner.
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.