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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
Today: I`m going to be understanding, productive, and nice. WHAT? Stop laughing! I`m serious!
I still miss my ex. But my aim is gettin` better.
All the guys in working out photos look like they`re straining or in pain, but there`s lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy. Just saying.
I either get what I want or I change my mind!
"I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "doesn`t know how to follow directions."
I don’t understand shark movies I mean just get out of the water.
Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority.
Nothing says lazy like laying on the couch making today`s responsibilities tomorrow`s problem.
Home: The place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
I`m pretty sure the phrase "sleep tight" originated in prison...
I just realized that I haven`t done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it`s all about.