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I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
What is the difference between a trapeze artist and a supermodel?. The trapeze artist has a cunning stunt.
Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 700 words.
A plus side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and I won’t judge you because I too will be in my pajamas.
"Hey, man, just called to see when you`re going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too." -Radio Stations
Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom`s wise words: "Don`t pick that up!! You don`t know where it`s been!!"
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
Once again I`ve woken up without super powers. Sigh
Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?
Finding friends with the same disorder as you... priceless!
If you go for a jog and you don`t post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
What`s Forrest Gump`s password? 1forest1
Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?