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i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
I have many thoughts. I just can´t remember any of them.
Meal prepping is basically eating a week`s worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.
Is there another word for synonym?
Steve Jobs` text was meant to say: "I reign as CEO of Apple" Iphone autocorrect strikes again!
I really like compliments but I don`t want anyone talking to me...
I thought about cleaning my room this weekend but didn`t do it. Then I remembered its the thought that counts so I feel better now
Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
If the world dosen`t end on the 21st, I sure do have a lot of MREs to gift wrap.
When I see a hot girl walking by, I like to look at her and blink very fast and repeatedly so it looks like shes walking in slow motion. Everything is better in slow motion =)
So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.
why we do not have a romance class...............