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People hate the truth. Luckily, the Truth doesn`t give a $#!t.
If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
Renewed my "Man Card" today, by going out in the cold, drizzly weather to cut firewood. In other news, police are investigating sightings of a chainsaw wielding maniac in the my area. I hope the catch that nut job!
Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
Timehop... reminding us that the stupid people we know today were just as stupid 5 years ago.
I`ve learned more from one season of "Shark tank", than I ever learned in four years of buisness school.
Id explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.
You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before.
Looks don’t matter to me if you’re attractive.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.