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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
Just when you think you have the answer a woman will be there to change the question.
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
I don’t understand how my house gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
I would be okay with a ghost in the house if it at least moved a vacuum around the floors once a week.
about love
It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird
You have no idea how funny I am to me.
Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my girlfriend how her day was.
Please don`t come to my garage sale if you`ve ever let me borrow something.