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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
I feel like the majority of Eminem`s songs are just him reading from his diary with angry background music.
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
says if you don`t like the way I live my life, than there is some good news... you aren`t me!!
My dad says that if I don`t stop typing so loudly, he`s gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK
The guest of honour was a bit subdued. The Keyboardist was playing too softly for my liking. But it was a good turnout, lots of food and laughter. But break out into one choreographed `Thriller` dance routine and the crowd goes all apesh!t and tosses you out of the funeral home.
Guys you should never overreact when you hear the words, " The babysitter is late."
I don`t mind being wrong, as long as nobody knows.
Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.
I just went dumpster diving.. and hit the mother load. Tons of dude gear and tools! It smelled of angry white woman.
Just signed a $320,000, nine year deal with my therapist.
I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..
It`s no fun if you have permission.