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Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
Any question is a hard hitting question when it`s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
I really need a long road trip, top down, in the Jeep...with a cooler....loud music....and an extra cooler in case the first one isn`t enough
Where does Peter Pan have his lunch? At Wendy`s.
I`m really tired but it`s OK. There`s a nap for that.
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.
I`ll bet I`m the only one in this grocery store with "sh!t for tacos" on my shopping list.
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, “Man, you’re such a Cheetah!” and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
How does anything EVER get done at the bubble wrap factory??
wants to rock and roll all night
I am so clever sometimes I don`t even understand what I`m saying.
Do me a favor if someone tells you they don`t like me , tell them I don`t like them either.
Benefits of hooking up with me: You will be hooking up with me. I could go on but I think I made my point.
I would like to publicly apologize to anyone I have NOT offended…I will get to you shortly.