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Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn`t had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
"If you can`t handle me at my worst, then you don`t deserve me at my best" literally translates to "I`m a loud, sloppy drunk."
Actually I don`t think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
This Tequila tastes like an afternoon of fun and bad decisions.
If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it.
If your father is poor, Its your fate, but if your father-in-law is poor, then its your fault!
Considering that dogs pee to mark territory, they probably think humans are constantly battling over who gets to claim the toilet.
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;)
Some people are good listeners. Mostly, though, they`re just nodding and thinking about bacon.