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Alway be nice to anyone that has full access to your toothbrush.
Imagine being the sort of person who knows what every button on a TV remote does.
You may think I`m dumb but you overestimate me.
These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
When I`m bored I like to dress in a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks.
I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that crap.
It’s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most
Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.
My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can`t carry 23 items in my arms through the store.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Well h€ll, I was going to post a status about my p€cker, but it was too long.
How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
I think I have 10 inches of Global Warming on my driveway.
Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push ... into traffic.
is giving everyone permission to steal, and use this status.