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Wow! it`s late.. I need to hit the sack........ Then go to bed.
I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you
There comes a time in the day, when no matter what the question, the answer is booze.
I think today I`ll stalk my stalker, just to shake things up a little.
I accidentally shoveled the sidewalk all the way to the bar again.
The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
It was all so different before everything changed.
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
If you could see what goes on inside my head, you would have nightmares for weeks!
If you want to pick up girls ....Keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
I`ll never understand women. They hate when you ask their age, but get mad if you forget their birthday.
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
*driving behind a cop* Well, well, well. Looks like the tables have turned.
Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.