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Three things Iām thankful for this time of year: Family, Friends, and Caller ID to avoid family and friends
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
The amount of times I`ve had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
The problem with some people is that they`re breathing.
I hate when I text a girl "I love you" and she`s like "no you don`t." Like bitch, I just fapped to your profile picture, I think I`d know.
I like to pee on car windows in subzero weather, happy scraping
Wouldn`t it be great to revive the old "Mutual Of Omaha`s Wild Kingdom" show, but with a new setting? Like a WalMart Store in Kentucky?
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
If Apple really want to introduce something new and "innovative" they should just release a longer charger.
I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up.
If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you`re doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
Why hasn`t anyone written a sequal song to "Jessie`s Girl" ... Where he discovers what an incredible high maintenance drag she is?
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
If we all had to wear a warning label, what would yours say?