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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
Guys, Everyone. Listen. I`m going to say two words that will change your lives. Pizza Tacos. I know. Just breath.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.
Hey ladies who complain about falling in when we leave the toilet seat up; how about you first check if the runway is there before you bring the plane down.
I want it all and I want it delivered.
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
When someone calls you a bitch just say a bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and nature is beautiful. thanks for the compliment ;)
I hate being bipolar, it`s great .
If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
It makes me sad that the closest I`ll ever get to `hulking out` is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain.
Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says "I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"
Things that make you go Mmmmmmm - Duct Tape