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Worry: a waste of imagination.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
Do women know that it`s perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?
Maybe Voldemort`s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
Having children is a fantastic source of free labor.
My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she`s died so I could get out of having to go somewhere
I`m not "rich" ... But, actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you`re talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99.
4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.
My neighbors listen to some amazing music… whether they like it or not. ;)
You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
My friend thinks he`s so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.