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I try to avoid nice people, so they can stay that way.
Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
Some day I wanna be "change my oil every 3000 miles" rich!
I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
With the problems I have, I would have taken my own life a long time ago but i have one question: Do they sell weed in hell?
My Boss requested me on facebook. I was like "pssst". If only he knew all the sh*t I post about his ugly @$$.
Talk to me long enough and you`ll realize why I`m single.
After a night of heavily drinkin` there`s one thing I can`t stand...and that`s up.
WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don’t really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)
According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a "street performance". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you.
I think I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it…
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!