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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Oh you better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout I`m telling you why. Nobody gives a f*ck.
Some people need to calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
You know you’re awesome when you know you’re awesome.
FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
My pants are 75% off.
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
Half-Drunk is a waste of money.
I found a real money maker in selling homing pigeons....... So far this month I sold mine 4 times.
Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
I had this awesome dream last night where Facebook went down and most of you went on a killing spree.
If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
You know what I just realized that in school they teach you not to do what you don`t want to do yet they still give us homework and we get in trouble because we didn`t want to do it ( confused )
"I can`t wait to have you inside me," I whispered softly to my dinner.