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The worst part about looking for a job is if you`re successful, you end up with a job.
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
I hate it when I don`t forward a chain letter and I die the next day.
thinking men should come with a carfax....
My personality is 30% the last movie I watched.
Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"
I took my family to Sea World this weekend, but i wasnt allowed in. Apparently you cant take your fishing rod.
I`m so bored at work that I`m actually doing my job.
I`d be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you’re probably holding the taser wrong.
If my cats have taught me anything, its how to ignore people.
Life is hard ... It`s harder if you`re stupid.
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
Time to try some of this candy from the Easter "bunny"... Can`t trust anything you find laying in the yard these days.