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Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun sized” should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn`t had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne`s parents.
This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
Wife fell asleep on the couch so I drew a spider on her glasses with dry erase marker. And now we wait...
I don`t think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we`re both pointing at the same tornado.
The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance...
Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes kept getting sucked in my nose!
I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors.
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It`s about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden