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If I could turn invisible I’d go to Paris and beat up a performing street mime… The amount of applause he’d get would be amazing!
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, cake... You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad."
If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
This status has been censored by Facebook
The more I get to know you, the more I`m convinced that you are the sole inspiration behind many medications.
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
The future is that time when you’ll wish you’d done what you aren’t doing now.
Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?" but they don`t stop long enough for you to reply!
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.