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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
I’ll call it a “smart phone” the day I yell, “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your covers!”
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
I`m not homophobic, I love my house!
When someone looks over my shoulder while I`m on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, "HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."
Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
My brain has too many tabs open.
Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they don`t laugh either.
They say you`ve got to spend money to make money. Feel like there`s some middle step I`ve been missing?
If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
The term "chubby chasers" is so inaccurate and misleading. Cause we don`t run.
People always ask me, where do I come up with my status`, do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs.