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I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
I was enjoying our conversation, but then I stopped talking and the whole thing got really boring.
Gyms are full of people that haven`t found the right couch.
We spend 33% of our life sleeping, 33% wanting to be asleep and the rest apologizing to women.
Save time. See it my way.
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
When I`m on my deathbed, I`m definitely going to ask if I can be moved to a different bed.
I have reliable inside information about Apple`s next product. I will not be able to afford it.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
My New Years Resolution for 2015 is to stop being so impatient.
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about
Ain`t no sandwich when she`s gone.