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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
Just once Iād like to learn something the easy way.
Must you really ask why I have my selfie on top of my Christmas tree?
Don`t ``Wine and dine`` me ... ``Champagne`` me ... step it up a notch
Now that "twerk" has been added to the dictionary, I can`t wait for a Spelling Bee judge to be asked to use it in a sentence.
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then...
I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
Beach people are fickle. One minute you`re the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they`re terrified of the Lord of Seagulls.
I`m so deep in the friendzone that I`ve met her boyfriends parents
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.
God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me.
Keep up the good work, people who make free porn available.
I Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing
Ice skating is just walking in cursive.