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I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
I`m such a thrill seeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, I walk faster...
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Yep, you have a person in your basement."?
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
If I owned a copy shop, I’d only hire identical twins to work there.
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it.. So now I have to live in constant fear.. O_o
I’ve found the best way to learn your co-workers’ names is by eating their food in the office fridge
I am really getting tired of every time I go out people use me for my body. You know, to shade them from the sun and all.
The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi.
Holy sh!t Karma, how much longer till we`re all squared up?
Hold on I`m about to count my money. Alright I`m done.