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I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.
eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate...
The only thing worse than "the one who got away" is "the one who won`t go away."
Her (from the living room): What time is it out there? Me (in the kitchen): Same time as it is in there.
How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my house?
If you`ve Liked more than 15 of my posts over the past year, I assume you`re okay with me putting you down as a personal reference on this job application, k?
I hate people who say "Age is just a number" — Age is clearly a word.
I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away.
I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.
Beautiful people are more beautiful when surrounded by ugly people
One of the biggest decisions when you go to college is whether to join a fraternity or just be an asshole on your own.
I wish all these vegetarians would stop eating my food´s food!