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Do you ever wish you were a monkey? Then if you got mad at someone, you could just fling your poo at them. Problem solved.
An awkward morning beats a boring night.
Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
I need coffee in my life more than I need most people.
Just bought myself a mistletoe belt buckle. Wish me luck.
I feel like there should be more breakfast beers on the market.
Thanks to the popularity of gifs, we are living in the golden age of silent films.
When I was a kid, I told my parents I was going to make something of myself. I think they are getting impatient.
This girl is ignoring me like a check engine light.
Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn`t she?
Naked and Afraid also describes the last time I spent a night at a Holiday Inn
ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money.
I’m over the 30-day ab challenge ... Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
You´re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.