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All the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting up in my truck.
“I’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “I`m telling mom”
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.
I think I’m allergic to mornings.
Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
I don`t understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I`m always ready for bed.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
Sometimes I wish I could officially change "Hump Day" into "Smack-A-Dumb-Bitch-In-The-Face" Day.
i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?