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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
common sense is like deodrant. the people who need it thr most never use it.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
Apparently when my math teacher asked `what comes after 69` "I DO" was not the correct answer.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?……………………. (you smart people grinned didn’t you.)
I retired from being my brothers keeper when I realised that I was letting in goals that wouldn`t have scored if his post was empty
I only accept apologies in cash.
This year for Lent I`m giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
Before Google, I averaged 220 Snapple bottles before I found the answer.
yes I have a dirty mind, and yes you are in it...
I`m no auto mechanic but I`m pretty good at letting people who drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn`t matter. It`s all good. But a Pepsi drinker...
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.