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I’m going to start wearing a whistle around my neck, so I can call penalties on people who piss me off.
“Let me rephrase this question so I can get pissed off at you all over again.” - WOMEN
The real trouble with reality is that there´s no background music
The best thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
Please God take me back to being 12 & let me start again & mess up my life in an entirely different way. I have fresh ideas.
"Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
I`m reading a book on anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.
Just convinced my Mom she won`t get Wolf of Wall Street if she doesn`t see Teen Wolf first.
I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
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I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
I think that work and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.