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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
I don`t think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her
Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
As I slid my finger slowly down her G string, I thought to myself "this is a nice guitar"
When I`m on my deathbed, I`m definitely going to ask if I can be moved to a different bed.
Why do they have “limited edition” scented candles? Are there crazy people collecting these things?
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They`ve got nothing to lose." -Robin Williams
I just realised that sex is like air..its not important unless you are not getting any.
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
Wanna ruin a girl’s day? Respond to her next text with “Who is this?”
If two donuts are stuck together it counts as one right?