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A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.
April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want.
Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
Who named the walkie talkie and why isn`t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
The pizza guy just said "see u tomorrow" ...
A cop comes up to a man on the street. Cop: Seen anything unusual? Man: A dolphin with a hat once. Cop: I mean around here. Man: No, they live in water.
Is everything expensive or am I simply poor?
Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was "all fun and games" up to that point?
Sometimes you just have to logout...
Ever since I installed AdBlock, all the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest.
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?