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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes in your friend’s drink. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you´re on.
You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
I remember my single days like it was 11 years, 1 month, and 12 days ago.
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
Strange new trend at work. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Yesterday I ate a tuna sandwich named Jennifer.
I hate getting my picture taken. Especially in front of a height chart at the police station.