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It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
If you look in the mirror and say "Taylor Swift" three times, she magically appears then breaks up with you. What do u know next? You`re a song!
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
This Crazy Weather Makes Me Want To Masturbate Furiously!!!
Boy if these walls could talk I`d be like "HOLY SH!T TALKING WALLS"
Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?
You’re probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
Life is basically one long, terrible date with yourself.
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
?"May contain nudity".. either it does or it doesn`t.. quit waistin` my time.
Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting.
I`m off and running like a wounded herd of turtles on valium