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Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.
Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
When I buy a horse, I`ll call it `MY FACE`..imagine all the ladies screaming `come on my face`
I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
Somebody needs to invent a voice-activated refrigerator on wheels.
Some people see a glass as half empty. Some see a glass as half full. Most need to get a life & do something besides stare at glasses.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
Always end a conversation with "gotta run" so people think you`re into fitness
The fact that I start clapping every time someone says "Please give me a hand" is only like the number 6 reason I dont have friends.
hilarious
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
I like people the most when I`m by myself.
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.