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Pizza is my favorite winter activity
What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
My neighbors don`t appreciate it when I skip along the property line, singing "This Land is My Land."
“Too much milk left need more cereal” always leads to “too much cereal need more milk”
I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
I really want to talk to you about how I don`t want to talk to you.
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store clerk asked to come back soon?
Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon.
Life is like a teenager`s p@nis. some are short, some are long, but it is always hard.
Jail is just the government`s way of sending you to your room.
SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.
This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.
Nothing good ever came from drinking things that are on fire.