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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
"That`s crazy" is the perfect response when you haven`t been listening.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
´s status message is better than yours
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks I should skip work tomorrow.
If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I’d spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.
I`m a responsible person. People are always saying "I know you`re responsible for this."
A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them.
I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
Currently helping my sister look for her chocolate`s I ate 4hrs ago.
You know why it`s called almond milk? Cuz you can`t say nut juice with a straight face
The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.
I don`t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I`d be irresponsible too.