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?-- that guy is cute ?
The closest I got to a 4.0 at university… was my blood alcohol level!
Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?
whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
Let’s all agree to stop saying “I read about it somewhere” and admit that we saw it on Law and Order.
How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead...
Sometimes words are not enough. That`s why I always like to keep a baseball bat with me, just in case...
They`re called `selfies` because the only one who`s interested in them is yourself.
The future is that time when you’ll wish you’d done what you aren’t doing now.
The wifes exhausted as she`s had some hot steamy action lately, But at least the ironing basket is empty