Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re probably really hot.
Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
Never tell a lie ... unless it is absolutely convenient
How awesome would it be if boobs made maraca sounds when you shook them? LOL
I know two wrongs don`t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I`m like on 756.
I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out.
I never thought I`d be the kind of person who`d wake up early in the morning to exercise ... And I was right.
No cowboy in the world can out draw a grandmother pulling a baby picture out of her wallet.
I miss the good old days..when you could slam the phone down.!!
I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they`re 18.