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A world without women would be a pain in the a$$.
Ended a relationship today. Don`t worry, it wasn`t mine.
Is "drunk" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...
Asking a guy, "Are you done with that?" & pointing to his girlfriend, is frowned upon. Apparently.
I would like to be a Disney Princess...You know, where I have random animals showing up to help with the housework!
A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins to ask questions.
I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.”
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming.
Life is fun! You should get one.
My mother said, "You won`t amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
Just when you think someone couldn`t be any more annoying I test your theory.
You know that look women get when they want sex ? ..........me neither.