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Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
Given the places I`ve had my tongue, no we cannot "just be friends".
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
I bet Snowmen think it`s weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin.
Alcohol is like laxatives for constipated thoughts. The more you drink, the more sh!t that comes out your mouth.
I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
If your drug dealer is always on time he is a cop …
Elderly people used to always nudge me at weddings and say "You`re next."What got them to stop is when............I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
When reality kicks in… add more booze.
Don´t you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn´t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.