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When you write misspelled backwards it`s misspelled.
Checklist: Poke People ? Delete People ? Block People ? Send Friend Requests ? Accept Friend Requests ? Ignore Chats ? Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ?....Morning chores all done.
The Internet: An electronic version of, "Now, why did I walk into this room?"
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
Ever notice that all the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from earth?
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
If these people don’t start giving better advice, I’m no longer going to allow them in my head.
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
I hate it when people like their own statuses * At this point you like your status for dramatic effect*
It`s depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine.
Teacher: Why are you late!? Me: There was a man who lost a $100 bill..Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Me: No, I was standing on it until he f*cked off.
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
If I can’t act weird around you, I’m sorry we can’t be friends.