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They sell Harvard shirts at Target so that’s a good way to save $ 399,984.05.
It`s been a boring day today. Not exactly Nascar boring, but awfully close.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend.
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
I had hopes and dreams. Now I have vodka and Facebook.
I really don`t need to be loved.. I would settle for being tolerated. :)
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
Australian kiss. It`s kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
That awkward moment when you’re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
Dentists need cooler sh!t on their ceilings.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
REPOSTED~WARNING~PLEASE READ! If someone comes to your door and asks you to remove your clothes,and dance with your arms in the air...~DO NOT DO THIS....~It is a SCAM~...They just want to see you naked....I wish I had known this yesterday....I feel so stupid now
Before I stalk someone, I follow them around for a while...Cause you know, what if they`re not worth it?