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I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick: My girlfriend.
World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I`d go watch some of my single friends at the bar.
word of the day: nincomtard
When I was growing up the TV was my nanny.
My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
You never know what you have until..... you clean your room
drinking while working out...it`s called Bacardio
If you could have one super power would you pick flying, invisibility, or falling asleep without questioning every decision you`ve ever made
Trust me , as you get to know me , i just get weirder.
That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
Five second rule? Pfft. What`s the point of having an immune system if you`re not going to use it?
I don’t necessarily believe in karma, but I’m gonna be extra careful crossing the street after this weekend.
It`s amazing how tired I get from how little I do.
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...