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I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
Sometimes I think I`m a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
Day 8. You should be thankful that I`m medicated
"Hey homie!" - How I greet my house whenever I arrive.
If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that sh!t means but at least they`re not talking to you anymore
Teacher: what comes after 69. Little Johnny: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!!!
I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please adhere to them.
When a guy says "I`m Fine" what he is really trying to say is that he is fine.
I`d be the stripper that got fired for eating her way out of the cake instead of jumping out of it.
Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.
I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores
awesome collection!
I heard recently on the radio that, "If a man looks at womens breasts for 10 mins a day he will add 5 years to his life".. Can anyone confirm this?!! If so what are we waiting for?