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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
So.. who else is sleeping naked tonight?
Was shopping when a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain`t got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her
Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don`t get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case...
My mother might be right.. I was the reason someone invented birth control.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But add me on Facebook and I`ll stalk you (maybe)
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
Really don`t see the need for pants for the rest of this day. :)
that annoying manager who thinks they are god ... you are not ... you are a douche box
Male camel toe? Dude that`s just nuts.
I made you a cake. I also ate it for you.
Crayons are a lot like M & M`s, all the colors taste the same.
Duct tape can`t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.