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Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
I never meant to be so cold, I never meant to be so cold. - Mother nature
My new home security sign : "EBOLA QUARANTINE" - Deters salesman, thieves, and neighbors.
Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths...
I could do so much more if I only had minions.
When you can no long help someone, I can - said the coroner.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
In my experience, temporary insanity can last a long time.
I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!
If flying is really so safe, then why is it called the `terminal`?