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Never judge a whiskey by its drinker.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions...
What happens in Vegas never happens to me
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.
Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
I`ve started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa
Single, means never having to say you`re sorry.
Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?
Some people say I`m a dreamer, others say, “If you fall asleep at work again you`re fired"
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.