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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
We laughed, we cried, we tried another credit card.
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything?
I’m at the doctor’s office & they don’t know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I’ll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless.
When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone’s numbers again, I text them: “Guess who?” for 2 weeks.
Bitch I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
In my porno they`d deliver the pizza after they had sex because otherwise it`d just get cold.
I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
We spend 33% of our life sleeping, 33% wanting to be asleep and the rest apologizing to women.
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
I’ve got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date!
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
DO NOT expect a "Bless You" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that sh!t under control.