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Actually, The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is ... Just open the door and push her out.
It`s not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn.
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you`re right fellas, men are smarter than women.
If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
It`s weird to think that these Forever Stamps will outlive me.
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
Ate too much salad yesterday so I`m going on an Oreos cleanse today.
Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my feet while lying on the couch, so I guess today was leg day...
Don´t you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn´t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.
This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...