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I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between because you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
"This isn`t my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, You`re never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
It scares me when the lights go out and it`s complete darkness. The first thing I think is ... OMG I just went blind!
The only reason I keep people`s phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls..
My body is by no means a temple but it can be one heck of a amusement park ride...
Not so great minds also think alike.
I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.
I love Costco. You don`t go there thinking you`re gonna buy a 12-pack of watermelons but you`ll probably leave with one.
I am really glad the shutdown is over. I`ll tell you something, it was very lonely being the only nonessential employee who was working.
If you fall, I`ll be there - Floor