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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
Just found some old sex coupons I got from an ex for my b-day. Any of you ladies take competitor`s coupons?
“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?
If at first you don`t succeed ... I just lie and say I did.
It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.
Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I`ve only done that with pizza
If at first you don`t succeed, you should have done it my way in the first place.
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!!
Seeking one night stand. I might need two though, I do have a lot of books.
My girlfriend wanted me to come shopping, but I had a headache... I must have caught it from her last night when we didn`t have sex.