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Hendrix didn`t need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
Don`t do anything you`re not prepared to explain to a paramedic...
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else`s house.
I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn`t in a band anymore.
I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.
Mondays should start at noon.
They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
I`m going to start looking for the good in all people I meet this year. Except for the a$$holes.
figured out today that my GPS has auto-correct....I put in "Beach house" and ended up in my ex`s driveway.
I try to find the good in every situation. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
Do you know what this house is missing? A box of $#!+, Let`s get a cat.
Does anyone have like twenty thousand dollars they don’t want? Asking for myself.
I can eat a piece of pie without a plate or a fork what else should I write on this dating site profile?
Life is about perspective like the sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ships kitchen
The toughest part of a lesbian relationship is deciding who gets to be the one who`s always right.